Twelve Days of Winterfest
(Sing to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas”)
On the twelfth day of Winterfest, the city gave to me
Toxic toys from China
Plastic Christmas trees
Cancer-causing Pringles
Trackside live horses
Pissed pentagon officials
Snow fights in the tropics
Tacky Christmas lights
Li-Ka Shing’s stake on Facebook
An empty Disneyland
Price hike on bacon
A Brand new legislator
And a promise of democracy
Credit: Leeann Bennett and Sarah Fung, HK Magazine, No. 710, December 21, 2007
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Have a Merry Christmas! I will be surveying whether Jesus will return with the Mahdi…
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